I lie here in my apartment, dumplings stains on my clothes and a bit of soy sauce still at the corner of my mouth from last night’s dinner. I finally crashed at 4:00 AM Pacific time and woke up at 11:00 PM. I’m still getting paid my full time salary, no work to speak of in the near future. I’m bored.

In my mid-morning delirium, I stumble around Reddit with half assed political revolution comments and when things are nice and stirred up I check my Robinhood account. My investment in Dogecoin is still stagnant after that Tik Tok pump and dump.

Flipping back to Reddit wondering if I should’ve stayed in Litecoin for all these years, I notice I’ve been on this app for the good part of 18 hours over the last 3 days. There’s nothing to look at that’s new. Then I look at my profile section and boom. Some bullshit about moons. moons. moons. moons.

What is it? I don’t have a clue. Do I want it? Yes. I quickly give Reddit my face ID and slam accept on a bunch of “I’ll never read” privacy and disclosure agreements. Gimme the moons. I’m a pretty smart guy despite my degenerate lifestyle but even after reading through the moon picture book of explaining blockchain ethereum crypto networks I’m still sitting here with my 54 moons wondering when I’ll be able to buy my Lamborghini. And then I see the thing. The thing that says this isn’t convertable to money and yet I’m an owner in something. The community it says. What does that mean? I’m already a member in the community so what comes with being an owner? I still don’t get it. Can someone tell me wtf moons do?? I get the whole weighted commenting/posting thing but this is a sub with minimal weight needed. I mean we’re just talking about different cryptos right?? Why would I need “weight” to say hey guys I think BTC will MOON soon? It’s not like we’re voting on business decisions or a theme makeover. WHAT IS THIS FOR?