It’s made me a morning person, in a degen way. I can’t wait to get up to check prices.

I’m now numb to regular stock market crashes. -25% is cute.

It’s also ruined my conversation topics because I have nothing else to talk about and no one around me gives a shit about crypto and I have to pretend to care about their Netflix show.

I’m pretty sure it’s a net negative… ¯_(ツ)_/¯